Grimes Had Part of Her Eyeball Removed for Seasonal Depression

CREDIT Jon Kopaloff  FilmMagic

CREDIT Jon Kopaloff FilmMagic

Either that, or she's an epic troll. I first maintain a healthy cellular routine where I maximize the function of my mitochondria with supplements such as NAD+, Acetyl L-Carnitine, Magnesium, etc.

"In the afternoons I do a 1-2 hour sword fighting session with my trainer, James Lew, we go over the fundamentals that work the obliques, core stabilizes, and triceps as well as a few tricks", Grimes wrote, presumably jokingly.

ADIDAS: Tell us about ur training regiment? GRIMES: My training is a 360 approach. "To wind down from this I spend 30 to 45 minutes on an inclined hike at roughly 4 to 4.5 miles per hour, arguably the most efficient workout".

The Genesis hitmaker also explained how she "eliminated all blue light" from her vision through experimental surgery in order to cure her seasonal depression, and she goes to sleep with a humidifier. She claims this is also to promote ATP (the molecules used to store and transport energy within your cells), and calls the process "incredibly visceral", as if she can feel the energy building within her. I've outfitted my studio with the highest grade of red light.

"After 2 to 4 hours in a deprivation tank, Grimes is able to "'astro-glide' to other dimensions - past, present, and future". It is pretty much 1000 [square feet infrared] Sauna.

"Hana then comes over and we do a screaming session for 20-25 minutes while I slow boil the honey tea that maximizes vocal proficiency".

"I$3 eliminated all blue light from my vision through an experimental surgery that removes the top film of my eyeball and replaces it with an orange ultra-flex polymer that my friend and I made in the lab this past winter as a means to cure seasonal depression", Grimes, who was born as Claire Elise Boucher, said in the interview, which she shared a portion of on her Instagram account on Monday.

She then goes to bed with a humidifier on, obviously. Too much exposure can damage the retina, cause eye-strain, affect mood and contribute to cataract formation.

Also: Is Grimes fucking with us?

"Grimes is the ideal embodiment of the Adidas by Stella McCartney core values", Stella McCartney said in a statement on Monday. In an Instagram post promoting the collab, Grimes detailed her training regimen, which includes stretching, incline hiking - and, uh, astro-gliding to other dimensions. However, with her connection to Musk, and all of the odd anti-aging regimens proliferating in Silicon Valley, her post is nearly plausible, and some have chosen to take her at her word.

Grimes, a singer and songwriter known for her high-profile romance with Tesla CEO Elon Musk, is starring in Adidas' latest campaign. Back in 2016, Grimes promoted designer Stella McCartney's POP fragrance, and the pair have partnered again for McCartney's new Adidas collaboration.