'SNL' visits Aunt Becky, Michael Avenatti and Julian Assange in prison

'SNL' Cold Open Finds Lori Loughlin, Julian Assange And Michael Avenatti Hanging In Prison

'SNL' Cold Open Finds Lori Loughlin, Julian Assange And Michael Avenatti Hanging In Prison

Sporting Loughlin's signature side part and glasses, she added, "You heard me". And while the first three inmates discussed who had the craziest crime, they soon got a visit from three celebrities in lock-up.

"That's not including the $300 grand I blew on tuition!" she says.

As intimidating as her crimes are to even the finger-eating murderer in custody with her, NotLoughlin's real claim to toughness is the items on her filmography.

When Keenan Thompson's character told her she wouldn't last a year in prison, she replied, "You think prison is hard?"

Said McKinnon's Loughlin: "Okay he wins". "I have done 68 Hallmark movies".

Davidson's Avenatti argued that he was the craziest because "I'm accused of crimes you can't even conceive of, like blackmailing a sneaker company and stealing taxes from a coffee shop to fund a race vehicle team. And I'm so shady that a porn star once said she had to distance herself from me".

Not to be outdone, however, Julian Assange (played by a moonlighting Michael Keaton) pops in to say, "Is he, though?"

Davidson also offered the only political comment of the sketch, noting he might still run for president: "Avenatti/Baldwin, 2020", he said.

"You want to throw down, amigo?" asks the shows Assange.

Keaton as Assange was a surprise third entry, first confused for "Santa [who's] back on crack", per Thompson.

Assange detailed his insane crimes as the "King of Chaos" before announcing he needed the bathroom to take a "Wikileaks".

"I hope you're proud of every single photo in your icloud", Assange threatened.

Needless to say, after Assange's monologue, he had convinced everyone in the prison cell that he was the craziest criminal among them.

"But my password is numbers and letters", Mooney's inmate responded. I'm from Australia. I live in London in Ecuador. I'm wanted in the USA and Sweden.

"I'm an actual James Bond villain and I'm one step away from destroying the goddamn moon", Keaton's Assange cackled. "You try figuring that one out", he says. Yeah, you cheat your schools and, you know, you rob your companies. I've attacked the USA military ... because I'm an actual James Bond supervillain, and I'm one step away from destroying the godd-- moon.

"You wanna get nuts?"